First ever selfie (let’s not mention the alcohol!)

First ever selfie (let’s not mention the alcohol!)

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

*541st

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NEVER EVER DRINK WHAT’S IN THE CUP… IT’S A TRAP AND YOU WILL BE DRUNK!

consulting-sociopath:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sherlockius:

princeofdarknass:

Never change.

he did

get out

I went from laughing to being really upset in about .5 seconds great job guys

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bbcamerica:

Tea time.

bbcamerica:

Tea time.

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rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

BECAUSE WOMEN ARE TOLD THRY HAVE TO LOOK GOOD ALL THE TIME. NO ONE TOLD GUYS THEY HAVE TO MAKE AN EFFORT.

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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

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and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

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That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

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And for the love of all things holy, can you please stop magically coming back to life when someone performs cpr. THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS!

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recipesandeasycooking:

Hobbit / Lord Of The Rings Birthday Party Ideas, #Party, #Rings

recipesandeasycooking:

Hobbit / Lord Of The Rings Birthday Party Ideas, #Party, #Rings

Mum: Why does it say Captain Am?

Me: It’s just because they couldn’t fit Captain America on the display.

Mum: I thought we were watching the Winter Soldier?

Me: -____-

nyanruto:

beben-eleben:

Chocolate Solar System

my only chance to eat uranus

DARN IT EVEN CHOCOLATE HAS NOW TURNED AGAINST PLUTO

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georgetakei:

This patient is in real treble. http://ift.tt/1lLqnEe

georgetakei:

This patient is in real treble. http://ift.tt/1lLqnEe

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oxfamgb:

Nosim shows her mother, Nolmaai, her school exercises. Nolmaai has been going to adult literacy classes for two months. She says: “My children are at school, and that’s what is taking me into class. I see where the teacher has marked ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ in Nosim’s exercise books, and I feel happy and proud when I see her answers marked ‘right’! Now I want to understand, so I can see what Nosim is answering.’ LIKE this to celebrate education for people of all ages around the world!

oxfamgb:

Nosim shows her mother, Nolmaai, her school exercises. 

Nolmaai has been going to adult literacy classes for two months. She says: “My children are at school, and that’s what is taking me into class. I see where the teacher has marked ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ in Nosim’s exercise books, and I feel happy and proud when I see her answers marked ‘right’! Now I want to understand, so I can see what Nosim is answering.’ 
LIKE this to celebrate education for people of all ages around the world!