I try not to let fame go to my head, but when your next-door neighbour is Batman it’s really hard!
"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"
"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"
"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"
"ugh my parents are so bipolar"
"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"
"omg i’m so retarded"
I enjoy watching white boys not used to the word ‘homie’ trying to say it to their friends. “Wait for me, homies!” Yes. Wait up my brethren. My joyous companions, halt for me, for I am down with the hippity hop. We are chums are we not? The four and twenty, ablaze!
I’m on mobile but I bet you that’s either Jake English or Starfire
There’s a man in my room fixing my door.. so I’m pretending to be on the computer so it’s not awkward… not sure it’s actually working… I don’t know whether I’m supposed to try and talk to him…
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
Did you hear what happened to the human cannonball?
He got fired.
Me: Writes a thank-you note along with an apology for being a difficult student at the bottom of the evaluation form…
Doctor being evaluated: Are you the sort of person who basically apologises for existing?
Me: I think it’s in our nature to just accept it is most probably our fault…sorry about that. (Mentally slams head against wall).
Okay, new Tumblr rule
if any of you lot ever invent time travel, you have to bring these two with you to Ancient Greece and Roman Empire
and read them to people or pass them around
so they become well known and in centuries, grow into a myth or a legend
and we grow up thinking that the story might have happened and he was a great hero from the past
but imagine it could become a religion
is that not the religion of the British
Awkwardly mentions I actually have the Latin version of this book… because that’s how we roll in the hood…